We wrote a presentation on Marcel Duchamp and his Dadaist ways,
Mike Parks and I.
Mike hung by a rope from the rafters
with a football helmet on
while I spoke from in front of the class,
a biography on the man,
and threw darts into Mike's thick jacket.
Our photo montage of breathing through a tube
while hanging on to the keel of his father's sail boat
was a big success.
I wish to hell I'd kept the pictures